![]() She looked me right in the eyes and said in a sexual tone, ‘She’s talking to you.’ I laughed so hard about that one for YEARS.” Moving swiftly along to the “environmentally-impacted” trysts: That was the last time I spoke to him.”Īnd: “Had an ex queef one time during sex. (I’m on bc) He starts to panic, dick in hand, squats down and cums on the floor. I did it and he shit everywhere.”Īnd from the wonderful world of Reddit: “Had a guy freak out on where to put his ‘stuff’. I was a little apprehensive but also drunk, so was like, hey why not. Sophie – “A guy I was seeing once asked me to put a sex toy up his bum. I did – projectile – allllll over him… He was super nice about it but we didn’t see each other for much longer after that…” Kate – “I was super drunk and giving a guy I was seeing head when all of a sudden I felt the urge to vomit. We weren’t even sure who it was for a sec cause there was so much blood.” Rose – “Once when me and my boyfriend were in the middle of doing it it was dark and there seemed to be a lot of… moisture… so I turned on the light and realised one of us had a nose bleed. On his forehead, dripping down his neck, all over the insides of my legs. Obviously I was mortified because I thought it was me and didn’t know what to do, but it turns out he had ruptured a blood vessel in his nose.” Terrifying amounts of blood – it looked like a crime scene. Simone – “One time a guy went down on me, but when he emerged he was COVERED in blood. I had no idea what was happening but it was kind of scary.” Turned out he’d had stitches in his hand and they had burst open. Rachael – “A guy was doing it from behind and suddenly I saw blood spray all over the wall in front of me and he was going ‘oh my god, oh my god, oh my god’. (And all names have been changed… because, well, the reasons will became very obvious.) In the “bodily functions” category, we have: We also decided to pool some our own from the Mamamia office, and I now know my colleagues on a level of intimacy I wasn’t quite prepared for.įrom the hilarious, to the shocking, to the “how quickly can I leave the country”, here are the most mortifying sex stories we’ve ever heard, split conveniently into categories for your cringing pleasure. Well sorry this post isn’t that long I just wanted to let you guys know I have a place to chat now.We do, however, want very much to read/laugh/cry at said stories, because pushing ourselves to the very limits of second-hand embarrassment until one day it actually kills us, is what the internet is for, right? It was pretty fun and I guess it’s cool that some guys are ok with me blowing them. He gave me his number and told me to call some time if I wanted to meet again. He sprayed it on my face and let me clean he is dripping cock after. I was rather messy this time because instead of blowing the cock horizontally i was sucking straight down so my spit made everything sloppy. It was pretty thick but it was a good fit. I got to work starting by licking the tip then gobbling it up whole. Lucky for me his cock was already out and hard so all I had to do was give it a good succ. His cock was already It was crammed but I am pretty small. I got in his truck and got under the steering wheel. ![]() He agreed way too fast but I thought nothing of it. ![]() I knocked on his door and asked him if he needed help. ![]() He must have been driving for a while and not had time to relieve himself. I was going out for a walk when I noticed him masturbating in his truck. He was around 50, a old white man who drove a truck. Unlike that time at the gloryhole he could see my face and everything. Oh and I gave a blow job to a stranger the other day. I actually started wearing my anal beads in me more often under my clothes almost like a routine. I have been using my toys a lot more often and even got the chance to play with my dog more. I have been having fun these last few weeks when I was gone. I’ll answer any questions and maybe even talk about some other experiences there. I have a reddit account now that you may message me on. hoping to get a lot of chats guys it’s been a while I had a lot of things to take care of but I am finally free. Its been a while guys but i made a reddit account you can chat with me on now. ![]()
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